I didn’t watch a single minute of Britain’s Next Top Model, apparently Season 6. I did a Google Image Search a couple of times, because I had to, of course. But I wasn’t actively following it. At all.

Now, a Maltese girl is Britain’s next top model. And that’s excellent, it really is. I do congratulate her. But this is not a win for Malta. This is a win for Tiffany. The girl has seized the day and at the risk of humiliation, a fair deal of which I understand she got in any case, did her thing and carried the trophy.

This is Tiffany. She's not my type.

Congrats Tiffany. Not that I care about the fashion world or even know anything about it all. But you’re young and so brave, and have dared where others dare not step foot. And to the ones who feel that much more validated because a Maltese girl has won the competition, all I have to say is that she led by example. Get off your asses because your pipe dreams aren’t coming to you. You have run to them first.