I came across this epic masterpiece recently. Being somewhat scientifically minded and a fan, nay follower, nay disciple, or reason, logic and critical thinking obviously helped me appreciate it further.

It’s basically a periodic table, but with a twist, Ladies and gents, welcome The New and Improved Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense. Have a look at it. It’s had a bit of fancy Java Scrip meddling and now contains a short, vitriolic outburst about various subjects such as Crystal Power, Alien Abduction, Astral Projection and Holocaust Denial. These subject are inexorably linked through a single tenuous line, that they are all bullshit.

Bullshit is real, bullshit is rampant. Feel free to download and use as desktop.

The periodic table’s maker, Crispian Jago says of himself that he is a Godless Cornish Git, which sounds like an awfully honest self assessment to me. He says that his blog is about “Waving a shitty stick in the general direction of irrational nonsense.” Which sounds like a noble cause to me. About as noble as the Crusades. Y’know. Not very ignoble.

So here you go, have some fun. Offend an idiot today. Click through to see the interactive version.

The New and Improved Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense

Still here? Maybe I could interest you in a copy of Richard Dawkins’ The God Delusion? Or maybe Hitchens’ God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything? Didn’t think so.