Let’s face it, Jesus is quite old. Even if you weren’t gay, you’d be quite right in saying that the Lord is soooo yesterday, except you’d be wrong by 2011 odd years. So here’s my effort to help you update and reinstall your Jesus, if you will. These are the 15 best versions of a ‘cool’ Jesus, with credit, plus commentary.

Hello Kitty Jesus. Big in Japan.

As camp as a Roman building site.

Republican Jesus

Jesus on Skype

Jesus on crank. Or something.

Enigmatic Jesus

Biker Jesus.

The Original Buddy Christ

George W. Jesus

B-Ball Jesus!

Led Zeppelin style Jesus

Facepalm Jesus!

Jesus and Mary dolls!

Rolling Stones Jesus!

Contemplative Jesus. See what I did there?

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