Things you see at the Malta Trade Fair

The Malta Trade Fair 2011 comes to a close tonight, after 10 full days of unadulterated commercialism, snake oil salesmen, dubious claims and the height of Maltese kitsch. I was taken there recently, a triumphant return of sorts if you will, having not been for many years, not since it was a mandatory outing in the family that is. On the way I met a friend who said “Dude, it’s worse than you can expect.” It wasn’t all that bad, but he wasn’t completely off the mark either. Here are 4 weird things I spotted at the Malta Trade Fair 2011, complete with commentary.

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Mark

Mark is a hyperactive child of the internet, a great fan of entropy and a Grammar Nazi. Interested in disasters and perfection, which have a closer relationship than you might think. Pertinent and irreverent, I'm doing this for the LULz.

(4) Readers Comments

mau
July 4, 2011 at 17:53

Good one, as usual.

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mistoqsija
July 9, 2011 at 09:42

And you have only stopped at the printing errors…

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K.P.Smith
July 9, 2011 at 15:14

‘The catamaran is designed to run from solar energy’.

I knew it was a coward all along. Benefit of the doubt, maybe it’s just a particle/preposition phobia.
Either way, that’s no good now, is it?

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- Mark
  July 9, 2011 at 15:44
  
  Good one, very well spotted!
  
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