Many of you laughed and laughed when last week, the Doggfather, the dog with the loudest bark, Snoop Doggy Dogg, told a Times of Malta journalist to wait.

To be absolutely precise, the journalist asked of the Dogg why he had left the journos to wait for four hours before deigning to field their questions. The dogged answer, in long form, went “Well nigga, you wait for another four hours, that’s what it is when you’re dealing with a superstar, you gotta wait, now, you just fucked your question up, get your ass outta here.”

Some were scandalised by this supposed atrocity. Other laughed. Personally, I think there is much to learn from the Doggmeister and his approach, especially in a country such as Malta. Here are ten motivational posters about how we can apply Snoop Doggy Dogg’s wisdom to typical situations in Malta. Respect! Booya. As a bonus, click on the image on the left, a poster which no, I did not make.

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