Archive for 'Current Affairs'
5 Differences between the Malta and London riots
As is to be expected, the minute some black dude even raised his voice in Safi, the conspiracy theorists on the Times of Malta comment boards and everywhere else on the island were jizzing over each other [...]
5 Reasons why I won’t ‘friend’ Cyrus Engerer on Facebook
Everyone I know starts to add these people on Facebook the minute they get mentioned on the news. It's lame [...]
5 Reasons why I don’t care about Ryan Dunn’s death
It really really irks me when people are so stupid and bloody herd-like that they don’t even realise they’re not making sense. The latest display of this phenomenon is Ryan Dunn’s sudden death in a car [...]
5 other Stars we always seem to forget
The biggest news story on the Maltese media at the moment is not about divorce, mercifully. Sadly, the story hinges on Star, a female dog which was found shot, bound and buried alive in Għar Ħasan, [...]
Five things which are making Malta Parliament air heavy
Today, Malta’s Prime Minister said that Parliament air ‘is extremely heavy’, this in the wake of the divorce referendum. I have nothing else to say about divorce, especially given that eavesdropping on my neighbors I realize [...]
Malta Divorce Referendum – 6 Reasons I’m glad it’s a yes
I will not be going into the merits of the referendum polling and the last 48 hours. I’m just going to give you my 5 reasons I’m glad it’s a yes in the Malta Divorce Referendum. If [...]
Even more mock divorce posters from Malta
If you ask me, the best thing about the whole divorce referendum debacle in Malta has been the onslaught of resistance to the messaging we’ve had shoved down our collective throats. If that sentence is too [...]
The Divorzistan Mullah Manifesto
Throughout these last 4 weeks on the little island of Malta, the divorce debate has raged on as fiercely as ever. It’s been a busy time for spin doctors and public speakers on all sides, and [...]
5 Commandments you can break after the Rapture
As you probably know by now, tomorrow is the rapture. The End of the World, The Apocalypse. Yes, it’s fairly official, tomorrow the world is going to end. ‘Start to end’ actually, as for now, what will [...]
5 things Our Lady would thank us for
Recently I wrote about a crying statue of Our Lady, and the five things she would also cry about, provided she could. Given that an anonymous campaigner has distributed santi (what’s the English equivalent? Holy images, devotional [...]
Why I am divorced – almost a True Story
It’s not very often you get an inside view into a marital breakdown, even within the Great Divorce Debate of the Maltese islands. Much of the discourse has been generic, poor and for the most part, [...]
More Malta Divorce spam
It was, of course, bound to happen. There is no way you can conduct a sham of a public debate without getting private individuals involved in it, and if they’re Maltese, fighting tooth and nail for [...]






5 Reasons why the Malta to Gozo tunnel proposal is bullshit
You know what is silly? YOU are silly!The Maltese are silly! You think
5 Reasons why chicks should wear more clothes
Rajtha tard vera imma prosit! Tal-genn int! :) Alavolja mhux dejjem na
5 Reasons why the Malta to Gozo tunnel proposal is bullshit
Then you just have to live with it and that's it. Or as suggested befo
5 Reasons why the Malta to Gozo tunnel proposal is bullshit
'if you have a problem living in gozo, then don’t live in gozo' Tha
5 Reasons why the Malta to Gozo tunnel proposal is bullshit
Matthew, it's not the ferry taking 2 hours to cross. Don't be silly. N