Archive for 'Weird Stuff'
The top 5 most awesome things I’ve ever witnessed
I'm an overgrown child who thankfully hasn't procreated yet, so my list of top 5 most awesome things I've ever witnessed is a tad low key. [...]
The Top 5 Recruitment Agency fails
I've dealt with a fair few recruitment agencies in my time, and some experiences left gasping for breath as if I'd just been mugged in a dark street. Here are my top Top 5 Recruitment Agency [...]
Chuck Testa – for all your taxidermy needs
Have a good long laugh at this advertisement for Chuck Testa's animal mortician services, and remember, if the most lifelike dead animals is what you're after, he's your man. [...]
When is Art a Fart?
What separates the Art from the Fart? Because downloading $5 Million of stolen software and calling it art is a fart of huge magnitude. [...]
5 Things You Could Lift With €10,500
An excellent story made the rounds of Facebook today. The story basically confirmed what I said yesterday, that summer and Festa season drives the Maltese to a temporary collective episode of insanity. Basically, some idiot who’s [...]
13 things to say to people who knock on your door
A short list of approaches to help you deal with unwanted visitors. I call them my '13 things to say to people who knock on your door'. [...]
5 Friday Brain Farts
What normally happens to me when I’m relaxed and enjoying a day of relative inactivity is that, against my better judgement, I check out the newspapers to see the state of of the world I am [...]
Things you see at the Malta Trade Fair
The Malta Trade Fair 2011 comes to a close tonight, after 10 full days of unadulterated commercialism, snake oil salesmen, dubious claims and the height of Maltese kitsch. I was taken there recently, a triumphant return of sorts [...]
The 5 Places where you Should Not ‘Plank’
Planking, it seems, has ‘taken Malta by storm’. Contrary to popular belief, the “rules of “planking” are not as explained by a Times of Malta commenter, that is; “Ask the person to stand facing away, purchase [...]
26 awesomely funny Church Signs
The divorce war in Malta has only very recently died on the streets and receded back into Parliament and the media. A huge part of it, at least for us who love to laugh, was the [...]
“That’s ballsy!” This should make you laugh
Go straight to 1:10 and prepare for something rather funny. I should probably learn to do this and earn my living as a busker near Parliament. If you’re very easily offended, please don’t watch this. You [...]
The 15 Best Versions of ‘Cool’ Jesus
Let’s face it, Jesus is quite old. Even if you weren’t gay, you’d be quite right in saying that the Lord is soooo yesterday, except you’d be wrong by 2011 odd years. So here’s my effort [...]
5 things I hate about Carnival
The last two points are spot on, in this country of censorship and pol
Don't care who you are, only care what you do
with the "culture" of nepotism and partisan politics in Malta, I highl
Malta has a Cardinal and I couldn't give a toss
Apart from already being a priest, what use could a possibly be to Mal
5 things I hate about Carnival
ehh kemm naqbel mieghek jahasra!! Ghal xi raguni jew ohra, tant ma kie
Malta has a Cardinal and I couldn't give a toss
My thoughts exactly! Well at least you bothered to write about it.